1. Pick the paper with the contents up. First we wil lease the paper into the shape we need it to take. So slowly roll the paper up and down a few times moving your fingers from left to right. Noone it’s easy rolling the perfect joint. The contents will be distributed evenly and you are now ready for the real thing.
Pick it up. Don’t spill. Ow doesn’t matter, please do spill you will put it back in later.
Roll it a little. Move your fingers from left to right to spread everything out evenly.
2. Put both your finger near the filter. The closer they are to the filter the better your joint will be. Why? Because you first need to put in the tip near the filter. Once that is done the rest is a walk in the park. Roll the paper back and forth and slowly force the tip of the paper in over the filter.
The closer both your fingers are to the filter, the easier it is to just get the tip in.
3. Once you have that get a good grip on the filter making sure that the tip does not come out any more. This sounds dirty but it is not. It is the way to happiness. Now all you have to do is keep rolling the joint between your fingers and keep the paper tightly pulled. So the edge is nice and tight to fold in with the tip. Piece by piece force the rest of the paper in.
Now move your fingers apart and keep rolling it back and forht to slowly force the rest of the paper in. Come on, keep doing it all the way till the end.
Pfew. Made it. All the paper is now neatly rolled in. SEE IT? See the glue part appearing through the paper? That is what you want to see!
4. Remember we were rolling inside out? So now that the paper is all in keep rolling till you see the rolled in part coming by. You need bright light fort hat. So a candle or a street light won’t do. If you are in such a place with bad lighting just don’t bother rolling inside out. And if you say you can then why are you reading this? So you see the rolled in part coming by and now lick it. Lick it like you have never licked before. Lick through the outer layer to hit the glue layer. Then press with your finger and roll the remaining paper around the joint. Put any remains that fell out back into the joint.
Lick lick lickerdelick it and press the outside layer of paper to the glue. Roll the rest of the paper around it. Just keep rolling…
5. Put the remains of the cigarette in the top of the joint. Pick the joint up and drop it on the filter. Let it bounce at least 10 times. This is make sure all the tobacco and weed get evenly spread in the joint and it gives the joint a good mass. This makes it very well smokable.
That is where that filter goes!!! It is meant to push the mixture of weed an tobacco down. Now start bouncing that joint slowly but firmly.
6. Now push the filter back into the joint. Remember it was sticking out a little? This takes care of the weak wobbly bit just in front of the filter.
Getting there. Rolling the perfect joint one step at a time.
Push it back in to make the part just before the tip stronger. This way you don’t need to hold it just before the filter, like you usually have to.
7. Roll the remaining paper back and burn it of. Some prefer licking the edge again and then tearing it off. But I don’t. If it goes wrong the glue will let go and you need to start all over again. The burning will make the joint dry up really well but it will also give it a slight curve. I call that the banana!
Roll the paper back and press it on the fold so it sticks out straight. Away from the joint.
Burn it of and make that banana…. you have just rolled the perfect joint
8. Now you are ready to smoke! And because you put no weed near the filter you don’t have to smoke it all the way to the end. So no burnt mouth and just nice tasties! Also a joint tastes best the first time you light it. Try to smoke it at once so you won’t have to relight it. It is bad for the taste.
Congratulations on rolling the perfect joint!
Sit back, light it, inhale, relax and chill the fuck out.
Extra finish: Taking the joint with you
When you want to roll it and not smoke it immediately you can make it look pretty before you put it away. Take the empty part of the paper and roll it around untill it closes of the joint. Now use your finger tips to press the round edges into the joint. Do this nicely and the joint will look like it comes from a shop. Very professional hansome! Good work.
Flip the last part over and roll it around one time.
Now push the edges in with your fingers. Keep pushing them back till it looks like THISSSSS!
When you have practiced this enough and mastered the skill of rolling a joint like this you will A joint master. Use the force wisely but do, please do, spread it around!