Remember the first time you got stoned? These people do or did and they wrote it down. Read their first timer weed smoking stoned circus freak show experiences. 🙂 If you have one send it in and you might be in the next chapter of this story line.
A bit of a pretext of whatever the word is. The first time I smoked weed was a few days after my 15th birthday. I’d been researching stuff about weed, not trying to be a wannabe, but I didn’t want to be one of those kids who smokes but knows absolutely nothing about weed. And it’s really interesting to learn about. My friend bought 6.6 oz of pineapple kush for $500 and I agreed to sell it for him. I went to his house to smoke and sleep over. He had the house to himself until like 10 or 11. We decided to go get food first but I put a but if weed in my vape pen for fun. It’s the kind that you drip juice on to and i had just the coils no cotton. I took a few hits and didn’t think I was high until later but regardless it was barely anything. We got burritos then went to a supermarket to get munchies. It was this weird place that was super overpriced and healthy. I got a 2 liter of mtn dew and those layered wafer and chocolate things. I drank almost all of the mtn dew within a half hour probably because we needed the bottle to smoke out of. We got back to his house and made a waterfall bong with a tin foil bowl (I know it was bad but all we had atm) I packed like a half gram or gram bowl and we got the waterfall going. The whole bottle was full of super milky smoke (and from kush too not low quality weed) I spaced the FUCK out right before I took the hit I don’t know why and managed to take 100% of the hit. I’ll repeat this in a sec but I didn’t start recording what was happening until like 15 mins later or something I was super fucking baked. So here’s what I wrote while I was high. I mainly relied on autocorrect to make sense of what I was typing and went back and edited it after so it wasn’t complete gibberish. My friend who I smoked with is named Gus for reference.
Didn’t expect to take whole hit but in the moment I wasn’t thinking about it and took it all easily, presumably because the smoke had cooled down a bit grime being in the bottle
Held in the the hit for about 10 seconds and was pretty impressed with myself but felt as if I was about to throw up and then coughed hard three or four times
Felt the sensation you get when you first start going up in an elevator
Tingling in back of mouth like when our foot falls asleep
Standing on Gus’s balcony holding the bowl trying to replace the foil that kept the weed from going down into the bottle
Gus kept asking me to fix the bowl but I couldn’t concentrate
Remember picking up the knife to poke holes in the bowl three or four times and found this to be funny
Could barely see and couldn’t focus on anything because my attention span only lasted a second or two
Every few seconds I felt as if I was waking up from a dream and realized this was all real and I’m actually high (this made me mildly panicky I don’t know why)
Felt fast paced and everything felt like forgotten memories that were flooding back
Black and white flashes at the edges of my vision which might have been the rapid eye movement that occurs when your asleep (look it up it’s pretty interesting)
Felt as if fading from black and being pulled out of water and waking up from a dream (this is the same as the “rapid realizations previously mentioned)
Waves of severe nausea that went away quickly
Said I was certain I would throw up at least once tonight
Whole body was swaying left and right and I couldn’t control it
Felt as if moving forward in a car
Went downstairs to get a better internet connection
[this is when I started recording what was happening]
Just rocking back and forth while typing
High pitch whistling swooshes that went faster when I thought about them
When i remember that I’m high I can force myself to not feel high but only for a second or so
Can’t control jaw movement
Can’t move muscles (super powerful couch lock but I was standing up)
Random muscle twitch
Arms faintly hurting
Gus mentions the wafer cookies I bought and jump up in what feels giant body spasm and in pretty sure I like yelped I don’t know why
Swooshing whistling hurts my ears
Stood up and walked around but felt like I was leaning at a 45 degree angle
Gus told me to sit down I don’t know why
Just remembered I can breath and kind of freaky for some reason
As I was sitting on the couch my shoe slowly sliding forward on floor but it felt like a vibration going up my foot
Head moving in circles
Watching house party
Need water too
Nose dry now
Have to pee again but I drank a 2 liter bottle of mtn dew
Time check every few minutes but feels longer
Ears feel itchy and when I scratch it my ears and finger feel numb and remember my fingers are cold
Movie felt unrealistic because stuff I noticed seemed really fake
Ears ringing hurts
Have to pee but too much work to get up then forget I had to pee
Heard vape rolling on tile and then heard it echo
Banana tastes kinda faint and almost like eating the foam stuff they have at the dentist
Felt something but forgot what too much work to type
Watching Malcolm in the middle
fast throb in back of temples
Tongue on molars hurts and is fuzzy like tonsils were… (Lol I didn’t even finish this sentence)
Walked to Gus’s bathroom
Feels like a long walk and feel nauseous after
Has been a half hour but feels forever
2 hours? (I don’t even know what I was writing at this point)
head moving a lot
Mouth so dry
Fingers cramp from holding vape and earbuds but I forgot I was holding them
Couldn’t plug in earbuds
Gonna listen to music
Macintosh plus 420 took forever (this is this 7 minute song that you should really listen while high sometime)
then gus agrees to watch town called panic (this hilarious French stop motion that makes no sense and it’s way better when high)
Have to pee for 4th time
Head moving a lot
Been one hour feels short and long at the same time
Head moving a lot
Ears hurt but not ringing until I think about it
Phone rings and I freak out that gus is too high to talk
Gus is fine (he’d been smoking for at least a year and we smoked about the same amount as me so he wasn’t nearly as high)
Gus turns on light because brother is coming home
Quickly feel better almost normal then starts again just head moving and got used to seeing spots
Mouth so dry from hyperventilating and plugged nose
As the “trip” calms down and I just have buzz in mouth and weird vision stuff time seems to slow down and just fade in and out of consciousness unlike during the “trip” when it felt as if things were going fast then going back in time
Have to pee for 6th time then get water
Still bobbing head and breathing kind of hard
2 hours 40 minutes back later I came down completely
Overall rate and second thoughts:
Total height: 9/10 because no severe panic attacks
Good to bad feeling scale: 3/10 mild panic but only during rapid realizations enlightening and interesting when thinking back
I wish I could get this high again looking back but I didn’t like it at the time.
This isn’t my first time smoking weed but it’s my first time getting high.
Me and my friend were both complete noobies to weed. We smoked 3 times before but didn’t even catch a buzz but we decided to try again.
So he stayed over at my house and we waited for everyone to fall asleep (I was 14 at the time.) before rolling the joint. We started at 12 and it took us an hour (don’t judge it was our first time trying). by the end we have a decent joint that made me cry with tears of joy.
We go out infront of my house trying to be as quiet as we can be and spark up.
At first I felt like a badass I was taking good hits, doing double inhales and didn’t cough once… Until I got a bit cocky. I took in insane hit (there was about 1.5g in the joint btw) and held it in for like 15 seconds then coughed like crazy.
I stopped hitting the joint cause my lungs hurt so I was just chilling and wasn’t feeling it that much (didn’t last long)
I started to remember one of my friends telling me about a time where it felt like her arm was being pulled by someone (so guess what happened to me).
I felt like I was being pulled in a weird circle and I had this stupid smile on my face. I look over at my friend and he just looks at me and says “you ok?” when he said that I lost all grip on reality. The world started to glitch out (I had visual and audio lag) and then everything started to spin.
When I regained focus I was on the ground covering my mouth laughing. My friend came up to me and was just like “dude you gotta be quiet” I was laughing so hard I couldn’t speak I just managed to choke out “I can’t!” he was just like “dude were gonna get caught!” boom full panic mode. I got really scared but couldn’t stop laughing. I had to do some weird focusing shit to stay calm.
We had to get back in the house but I was paranoid as shit so I opened my door slow as shit to make sure I wouldn’t make any noise. I must have just stood at the entrance for a while cause next thing I know my friends is across the hall with the lights on downstairs saying “what are you doing? Come on.”
It felt like I was teleporting cause some how I just ended up walking halfway down the stairs with no recollection of how I got there.
My friend was like getting me to go to sleep so I would stop freaking out And the whole time I’m saying shit like “oh your such a good friend.”
When looking back I realize that I wasn’t being loud my friend was also ridiculously high. I was whisper laughing but we both thought I was being loud as shit.
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First time I smoked the guy I was with acted crazy and pretended to stab me, of course that wasn’t enjoyable the first time I ever smoked weed.
The second time, which I consider the first because I actually enjoyed it, I was with a fairly big group at night by the side of a school building, we were all leaning on a railing which went around a weird rectangular drop in the ground with a door into the building (God knows why there weren’t any stairs down to the door, just a straight drop.)
Anyway I knocked a bottle of drink into the rectangle and one of the guys jumped in to get it, next everybody stood around the hole so he couldn’t get out and he started freaking out a bit, I remember it being hilarious at the time but I feel kinda bad now cos he was getting the bottle for me.
The first time I smoked, I was almost 15 years old in my first year of highschool. I remember using the subway with my good friend (I live in NYC) to meet up with our connect, who gave us a 1/4th of some really nice Hindu Kush, and going to one of those cheap paraphernalia stands in the village that sells stuff to minors. There we bought papers, a bowl and a cheap grinder. After that, we headed up to Central Park, where we sat down on a hill and rolled up a sloppy looking joint (it was 9 at night, so no one could really see us). My friend, who had smoked for almost a year prior to this, lit up and took the first hit. After taking one more, he passed it to me, and I took a huge hit, and coughed so hard I was tearing up. After my third hit, the joint was pretty much used up, so we tossed it out. I remember just anticipating the high, even though it hadn’t hit me yet. After we hit the joint, we started walking down this path until we found a bench 4 minutes later, where we sat down. At this point, the high didn’t hit me yet, but I remember hearing something like a bombing siren from WW2 going off, and got super scared that something was going to happen. I look over to my friend and say, “we are about to get bombed, dude.” He looked back at me, laughing at how paranoid I was. Then his face changed to a scared look and said, “what if they’re after us?” At this point, we both shoot up from the bench and start sprinting towards the park exit. It was at that point that it hit me. I was so unaware of what was going on, and I felt like my life was in picture frames. I panicked, thinking everything was fake and nothing is real. I felt like my mind and my body were disconnected, and I wasn’t thinking of anything relating to the physical world around me. I remember repeatedly asking my friend “are you there?” as if I was scared he left me. Eventually, I calmed myself down, and later that night we walked down to the east river and just chilled there and listened to music. The feeling I got from seeing the city lights at night and the sounds coming out of my headphones was indescribable. I had never felt so euphoric in my life.
I’ve been smoking weed ever since
I was 12 and I was at my friends house, and we were hanging out in his garage and I see a box so I was like “I wonder what’s in there”, so we opened it and there it was about an ounce of weed papers and a bowl. We took about 4 or 5 grams and we made a bong out of a tea bottle and a socket pen tube bowl.(I don’t recommend making one of these terrible for you) We sparked up and smoked it all we were coughing and coughing, I got so stoned and ate a loaf of bread. I thought I could see myself 3rd person.
I hope you enjoyed and hope you were toking while reading. Peace
Free Koochie Kooz
Mines is not very interesting, but my family is really close with this drug dealer and one day, I was bout 19 when it happened, one day he left a pile of weed on my kitchen table. Like…a PILE of weed and I remember thinking to myself “you’ve done a lot of drugs, but you’ve never smoked weed” so I took a medium sized bud from the pile, straight stole that shit.. it’s funny because he never brought it up to me, even when my cousin who was basically his right hand man said “yo somebody was smoking ya weed. I smell it” and I’m the only other person in the living room.
I took that bud and the Entourage wrapper they had left on the table. But I was so new to smoking, I didn’t know I was rolling up with the part you’re not supposed to smoke with. On top of that, I smoked in the house. My mothers house. Such balls on me cuz if she would’ve smelled that, I would not be here writing this.
Smoked, I was goofy high and laughing until I heard my cousin say why it smell like weed in here, then my laughing ass had shut the fuck up and watched Scary Movie and fell asleep. I didn’t even finish the J.
I was 14 living in deep South Texas out in the boonies. My best friends father was in a band and was playing a show at a outlaw bike Halloween party. My friend and I had thought about trying it since his dad and mom smoked it. so we steal a nug from his dads stash roll a joint and venture out into the woods. right before we I lite it we heard a noise in the woods it was BIG joe he was a member of one of the biker gangs who was attending the party. He pops up from a bush as says “Don’t hide it Light it” so we did. after it all said and done I was not sure if it was working I didn’t think I felt anything and quickly learned that “yep” I was baked I was so baked I’m almost ran into a tree ( it was dark by the time we finished that Joint ) I still have the picture from that night back in 1998. Theres more to the story but I save it for another time.
I was 14 at the time and the third time I smoked I felt baked, I was a sophomore in highschool almost 15. So in school tons of kids would smoke in a area designated for Only cigarettes, but few of us would bring bud and try not to get caught, I was so sketched out at first but I took a couple of hits from a bubbler. I got so baked and went to my last period class and it was crazy my teacher knew I was high lol I could imagine how funny it was he was a cool teacher so he constantly picked on me to answer the questions lol. Since then I was the class clown ahha
Weed is pretty rare here.
I was at school chilling and the mentor says, he has to leave for the day but we can work alone.
So my friend pulls a J and we go smoke it outside and just chill 😀
This happened very recently too btw
I bought hash from my uncle and watched Paul for the first time
For some reason during high school, I decided that i wanted to smoke weed. just like that. i talked to my friend about it, and he wanted to try it too.
one night, me and him and some other friends were all getting wasted, which was also kinda new to us, and they decided that this other guy we knew smoked and maybe he would help us. We managed to convince him to come over and put some weed in the hookah we were smoking. He said he wanted $60 for it (although now i know it was probably like less than a gram lol). none of us ever ended up paying him though.
anyway he came over and put it in the hookah and then we all got so fucking ripped, and we were all already drunk as hell, so it was just soo intense. I just remember sitting around the hookah in a circle, and we had 2 cell phones going around the circle and if you talked to someone else in the circle on the phone it was like the craziest shit ever, and everyone else was screaming and laughing. Good times
The first time I smoked was when I was 14. It was on a cruise ship with total strangers. The guy with the weed was from California and said he was an upcoming actor and said he appeared in the show “Huge”. The other girl was a huge raver and wanted to become a Go-Go dancer before she was 18. After we smoked in his cabin bathroom he was wanting sex from us. I was a virgin back then so it was out of the question but I still remember that moment like it was out of an anti-drug movie. She started making out with him and he was unbuttoning his pants. Everything felt slow motion. I left right after that.
The first time I got high was when I was 15, the summer before my sophomore year of high school. It was at my friends house, a few friends and I smoked in his backyard. I will always remember my interpretation of it.. “It’s like your head is on a turn signal left and right in a river.” Lol, I was seeing the light or something.
I was 13 or 14. My friend stole some bud from his older brother. He had smoked a few times.
There was a cow pasture behind my house with a little area full of trees.
We used a Busch beer can with holes poked in it. After like my third hit, I hear someone coming up.
It was my cousin who was 16 at the time. He started laughing at us for using the can and pulled out a joint.
I thought I was high from the weed on the can (lol sounds funny).
We smoked the joint and I got so high I couldn’t climb back over the fence to go back home. I sat there for 2 hours paranoid my mom already knew.
My first time smoking I was actually 18 and in college. I make music with a friend of mine & we’ve actually got quite a name for ourselves locally. It was on night after we performed at a club we all ended up going back to my friend’s house & like 7 or 8 people followed us there. I only knew 2 or 3 of them but we were all sitting in my friend’s bedroom & they’d all been smoking since they were in high school but I was more into other things & never tried smoking. The girl beside me handed me the joint & I told her I don’t smoke. Literally everybody in the room looked at me & they all wanted me to hit it so I did. I remember it tasted like popcorn. I expected it to taste different but I swear it was like eating a handful of popcorn.I didn’t know how long the effects would take to hit me so I just kept hitting the joints cause they kept passing them to me. I didn’t get high for like 20 minutes & I think it’s because I was sitting down because soon as I stood up I remember feeling light as a feather all of a sudden. After that I just laughed my ass off & plopped right back down on the bed I was sitting on. I remember when it was time to leave I had to walk down the stairs to go downstairs and it was actually really hard. My depth perception was way off I had to take my time walking down the steps haha
in fourth grade i bought a few grams from my sister and smoked 2 bowls and then when i came home my mom smelled it and i got caught my first time i sucked but i smoke everyday now
During my freshman year of high school me and 2 of my friends who were very experienced smokers decided to go smoke some weed we got for free. I had dabbed out of a pen before but didn’t get high so I wasn’t expecting to much. We were finally done smoking and I didn’t feel different so I was extremely disappointed but about 30 seconds later as we were walking it hit me like a ton of bricks all at once lol. I couldn’t believe how awesome it was and just could not stop laughing. We went back to my friends house and just hung out, I think I ate like 5 of those big bags of chips lol probably one of my favorite memories.
First time was a few hours before a class here at college. Well, I had smoked before but this was the first time I got high. I was tripping major balls, time was distorted, i was crazy forgetful, and my body was tingly all over. Luckily we watched a movie in class or I woulda been fucked. Funnily enough, the kid i bought from sat next to me in class and he had to know what was up. But anyways, it was the most euphoric feeling I’ve ever had. I put some headphones in right after smoking and I could feel the waves of vibration going through the earphones into my body and it was incredible. I quickly realized how incredibly appreciative one becomes of music when high. Also, at least 5 times I looked at the clock thinking an hour had gone by only to realize it had been 10 minutes tops. I smoked a good bit more after that and definitely like the person it turns me into.
this one time at band camp, I used a flute and duck tape to smoke weed with my older brother, 9/10 would recommend