• Wanne see sometyhing new? Watch VR PORN. It’s new, sexy and hot!

How To Roll The Best Joint In The World




  • Home
  • The Perfect Joint
    • 1. Your Joint Contents
    • 2. Preparing Your Joint
    • 3. Rolling & Smoking Your Joint
    • 4. Video Tutorial Joint Rolling
    • Other Tutorials
  • Weed news
    • Weed Regulation & Rules
    • Weed Facts & Figures
    • Marijuana Edibles / Weed Food
    • Grow Your Own Weed
    • Weed Music Fun
    • Weed Entertainment News
    • Weed Stories
    • Funny Weed Shit
    • Smoke Weed Meme
  • Video Tutorials
  • Weed Tips & Tricks
  • Links
  • Contact

First timer stories – 2

November 21, 2019 By The Perfect Joint

Please share!!
  • Share via Facebook
  • Share via Google
  • Share via Twitter
  • Share via Pinterest
  • Share via Tumblr
  • Share via LinkedIn
  • Share via Reddit
  • Share via VK
  • Share via StumbleUpon
  • Share via Email
  • Share via WhatsApp

first-time-joint-smoke-2

Remember the first time you got stoned? These people do or did and they wrote it down. Read their first timer weed smoking stoned circus freak show experiences. 🙂 If you have one send it in and you might be in the next chapter of this story line.

nativetongues

First time I smoked weed was with my brother and his girlfriend, who both had smoked for a few years. It was the beginning of sophomore year and I had been thinking about trying for a while cause I had been exposed to weed at a pretty early age and knew that all those dare facts were bullshit. My brother rolled a j and I tried to take a hit, but I had no idea how to inhale. After a few more hits I got it down a little better but still not great. We went inside after I sat down on a couch and I remember them both telling me I was high even though I didn’t feel it. Watched a comedian for about half an hour before passing the Fuck out.

DiptheRip

spring break sophmore year. bought some weed with the friends and made a piece out of tin foil, water bottle (pure beginner shit). was amazing. at this hostess cake thing that was literally the best thing ever. feels good man

Highashellbongman

It was probably second month of 8th grade.. And I went to my friends house ( 3 of us there) and I had never smoked anything. We did the normal thing sat down and watched tv. My friend is a huge stoner and he’s like, you guys wanna get high? I’m like ermmm yea, (see I used to be a good kid), and so we take two hits out of his pipe, and that didn’t get us buzzed. And his moms boyfriend comes in, bowl loaded and sits down. I was like flipping out because I was so nervous. (Not knowing what to do.) and it passed around and finally came to me. They handed me the lighter and I started to take a hit. They were like you need to hold the carb! I’m like what’s that? And they’re like god you’re a noob. They show me and I finally take a good hit. We keep passing and I get last hit, we empty, and load another bowl.. Smoke it. And the munches kick in and were all fucked up. I sat down in his black chair, and I remember my friend Erik leaning me back in it when I was playing Xbox, and he was like ROLLERCOASTER!!!!! We were all laughing too hard and I flew backwards, slammed my head on the desk and blacked out for 15 seconds and wake up to them laughing their asses off. Definitely the best time ever. I now smoke every day and its just great.
Highashellbongman

It was probably second month of 8th grade.. And I went to my friends house ( 3 of us there) and I had never smoked anything. We did the normal thing sat down and watched tv. My friend is a huge stoner and he’s like, you guys wanna get high? I’m like ermmm yea, (see I used to be a good kid), and so we take two hits out of his pipe, and that didn’t get us buzzed. And his moms boyfriend comes in, bowl loaded and sits down. I was like flipping out because I was so nervous. (Not knowing what to do.) and it passed around and finally came to me. They handed me the lighter and I started to take a hit. They were like you need to hold the carb! I’m like what’s that? And they’re like god you’re a noob. They show me and I finally take a good hit. We keep passing and I get last hit, we empty, and load another bowl.. Smoke it. And the munches kick in and were all fucked up. I sat down in his black chair, and I remember my friend Erik leaning me back in it when I was playing Xbox, and he was like ROLLERCOASTER!!!!! We were all laughing too hard and I flew backwards, slammed my head on the desk and blacked out for 15 seconds and wake up to them laughing their asses off. Definitely the best time ever. I now smoke every day and its just great.

Bronx Finest

I started smoking in 6th grade and my friend had a older brother that was the odee pot head and he skimmed his pack and brought it to school and we smoked it 😎

SpotlessMind16

Got stoned with some of my wrestling teammates and watched “Zeitgeist” while finishing off an entire party-sized bag of Chex Mix by myself and slipping into what was basically a coma for the next ten hours.

SiriusWolff

1st time i ever smoked me and some friends went in one of their suburbans with 5 of us in there. My first friend whipped out a nice eighth and his pipe. Started the rotation and it got to me and i was trying to hit it but got no smoke so i asked what i was doing wrong. They laughed and told me to hold the carb so i did and WHABAM giant fucking cloud of smoke and a cough. The second after i took the hit i knew i was going to love it.

On the way back to school i fell asleep/passed out and woke up to my friends shaking me telling me we were at school. We walked into the lunch room through the main doors and it was really big. I saw another one of my friends and he went to high five me and instead i bitch slapped him almost out of his seat which i found fucking hilarious at the time. After that everything got 2d like paper mario. So we got in line to get munchies at the school store and i was body buzzing so hard. I got up to line bumbled out my order and then forgot how to pay by swiping my id card. I feel the lanyard around my neck and freaked out ripping it off of me cuz i thought it was a snake. The lunch lady looked at me like i was retarded then i played it cool and acted like it was on purpose so i could swipe my card 😎 ahh then the rest of the day i just body buzzed and floated through classes. My favorite!

fourhundredandtwenty

It was back in 9th grade when my friend and I picked up a gram together to split (haha) and after almost wasting the stash trying to get high it hit me hard. very hard. I was in the bathroom and fell on the floor trying to gather myself I then began to hear voices singing (don’t ask why) they were Indian females and I thought they were real after getting to bed I played COD. good ass times

corgi_overlord

My first time i think was this one day in 7th grade i came home to my brother and his friend smoking a few bpwls out of a homeade bong and i didnt want to really do it at first i just wanted to play GTA but they convinced me into doing it. All i remember was opening and closing the fridge for a while and then my brothers friend made grilled cheese on the stove which were probably the best grilled cheese i ever had and it was a good day lol

Krow

I’ll never forget the first day I have smoked. It was freshman year of high scool and I was 14. I was with my good pal at that time. We have both never smoked before and recently before the day, I have discovered that my sister smoked. So I asked her if she could get me some and she did. A couple days later I was at my pal’s house and his parents were out grocery shopping. We then made a classic bottle pipe with some aluminum foil and went out to the woods in his back yard. We ventured far as fuck for no reason and wound up on this dude’s farmland, and we decided to toke there. We smoked the weed, which wasn’t even that good to think about it, but as newbie’s it felt absolutely amazing. We smoked all of it and coulf barely remember how to get back. As we were walking back, we both acted like we were in a video game or movie and started acting it out. We were stupid as fuck. But I will never forget those days. Me and him were great friends for a long time, and now we just don’t talk. Oh well though, life moves on

Old School Smoker

November of 1972. 4 months after my 13th birthday. We were sitten in the living room and I love lucy was on the TV. We were smoking a joint of some mexican brick weed (hey, it got us stoned back then), and then it hit me. Now I have seen all the I love lucy episodes all my life, and normally, I would give a small giggle at the joke on the show. But this time, I laughed for 15 minutes straight. Then I started trippen. We turned off the TV and put on some zeppelin or something. The music sounded soooooo fuckin rad like never before!! And when I ate, the food tasted the best I have ever tasted. I fell in love with weed from that point on. The rest is history.

PhanBoy

Somewhere between year 8 and 9, was at my neighbour’s house when his cousin shows up with 2 grams of weed and asks if I wanted to give it a go. He goes ahead and makes an aluminium can pipe (was horrible) and before I knew it, I was coughing like shit. I had two cones (couldn’t tell if it was how I smoked it or the weed) but I didn’t get high, just light-headed and felt like I was on the urge of getting calf cramps. For weeks on, I didn’t feel the effects of marijuana until I used a bong.

TheNoobieStoner

I had always been extremely curious about weed and always thought one day id like to try it. Recently one of my friends had gotten close to one of the ” cool kids ” in school who smoke it daily and he told me about how awesome of a time he had everyday. About a month later he text me one morning asking if i would ” get stoned with him “. Fuck me i got a buzz, i had been watching documentary’s on weed and finally i was gonna get to experience it first hand! I had smoked tobacco for about a year so i figured i wouldn’t choke. So after school one day i walked with him to a local park and we sat in the corner in the shade. He unraveled a “5 bag” and mixed it with some tobacco and rolled and almost perfect joint. He said we’d get some better stuff later so i only had one drag. I felt nothing here but when i stood up i felt a tiny bit dizzy. When we got some more later i got the first couple of drags and i almost instantly felt it hit me… I suddenly felt that everything was funny for no reason. This is the first thing that happend after that:

My friend Ash ( He had been smoking for years ) : uh man, i’m sooo fucked..
Me : what why? haha
Ash : No, im sooooo fucked hahaha

haven’t laughed so much in a long time. Had an amazing first experience 🙂

Jim Fear

I bought a gram along with a kid who was super chill after like, my first month or so of high school. I took it home that night, rolled some joints and i skipped class the next day with him.

We didnt have a lighter so we brought along one of our older buddies from the smokers pit. We proceed to just smoke jays walking up the street to tim hortons because our older smokers pit buddy said that everyone would just think they were cigs. Well, he was right. Went back to class after lunch feeling AMAZING.

I dont even remember if it was good weed or not but that day still sits strong in my mind and makes me wonder who i would have been if i didnt go get that gram.

TeresaTHC

Went to hang out with my friend and she was like “want to smoke with me?” to that I said “Yeah!”
Haha her pipe was shaped like a penguin. And of course I had a coughing fit. She was super nice about it. Chilled and ate nachos… it was awesome.

GanjFarmer

i’ll say the first time i got high since my first time smoking i didnt feel much.

me and some friends went up in the woods and smoked a few bowls. I remember walking out of the woods saying it felt like there was sand in my body. We decided to walk to a local family owned restaurant and on the walk there all I could think of was how everything was HD, and glistening and felt like I was in a movie. We got there and I had no money but saw my friend who was about to buy weed from the guy we just got it from, I go and talk to him, sounding more drunk than high lol. He gives me $5 and i go get some food. That place has a lot of food specials and that day was 40cent hot dogs. I ate likr 8 or 9 lol. I then went home and ate soo much more food and passed out. Good times. :smoking:

Jumpfruit

I was at my girlfriend of the time’s house party. She and a few of her friends (who I knew reasonably well) offered me a joint (mixed with baccy) in the garden. I didn’t struggle to smoke it because I had heard people explain how to do it a hundred times. I coughed, though. I had 4 or 5 tokes and then passed it. After, we went into the kitchen and this guy ‘C’ (who was already way stoned) started singing a song about Doctor Who, to which I just can’t remember the words!
But, I found it so funny and was in stitches; we all were. Luckily we didn’t look too high because everyone was drunk anyway.
Later on, someone ripped a door off the hinges and my girl cried all night, killing my buzz -.-

junior_toker

It was like 2 or 3 days after Christmas and my favorite cousin I never am able to see him because he lives in Louisiana. Anyways him and a couple people were smoking for awhile and they wud offer me it every now and then but they didn’t pressure me at all I kept refusing it because of dare and stuff haha. Anyways we were sitting in a circle and they were smoking a blunt and like a boss I said “let me see that” ha took a few tokes passed it. Later I got two HUGE shotguns so I stand up and BAM! My face is tingling and its amazing. So everyone is dead silent watching ralphie may and I’m holding onto the couch so I don’t fall over lmao. And I fall asleep and wake up thinking its 2:30 but its only 8 haha I take a few hits from a bowl then later hit a bong. Wish I cud go there again 🙂

atom-boy

My first time getting high was after school with some guy I had met earlier that day, who said he smoked every day and did all this crazy shit. I said I’d go with him jokingly and then I guess he thought I was serious because later that day, I was smoking out of this shitty Arizona tea can pipe contraption thing. Didn’t feel much of anything until I had to climb up a huge ass hill and walk home. Felt like I was on Rainbow Road, from Mario Kart yknow? It was awesome

Stamper73

First time i got high it felt like an out of head experience. I went to the mall than after the mall i went home and ate some cookies and juice.

Bewaren

Bewaren

Please share!!
  • Share via Facebook
  • Share via Google
  • Share via Twitter
  • Share via Pinterest
  • Share via Tumblr
  • Share via LinkedIn
  • Share via Reddit
  • Share via VK
  • Share via StumbleUpon
  • Share via Email
  • Share via WhatsApp

Filed Under: Weed Stories Tagged With: better high, first joint, first time high, first time stoned, first time weed tips, first timer sotires, stoned first time, stoner stories

Get a cool weed tshirt! Less then $20 bucks!


Or take a look at all these other cool tshirts with weed grass smoking prints.

Like us! Please. It’s just a click.

  


Follow us on twitter. Almost 10k followers.

Interesting?




Weed Reads 4 You

Prop 64: Adult Use of Marijuana

Video tutorial: Roll the perfect joint – episode 2

Oldest rasta ever shows how to bush smoke

First timer stories – 9

Whoopi Goldberg into weed

MTV’s Mary & Jane in the first weed sitcom

First timer stories – 2

12 first time weed smoking tips

First timer stories – 4

Acoording to Snoop Dogg the NFL is tripping on weed

You know it better?

What we have noticed before is that people always know better. Instead of proving that they know better, they try to put us down. Please don't. Be constructive.

You can send in your instructions, drawings, videos and we will place them too! Be a hero, don't be a zero.

Send in your instructions

p.s. Try to be nice. If not we will publish your name and email on the wall of shame!

Get this cool shirt

The Toker’s Daily

Every day we publish an online newspaper on weed. Read it here >> Keep yourself informed on the latest trends, music, tips & tricks and of course legislation!

How to name your weed also!

A-bomb ace Assassin of Youth bammy banano bazooka blow a stick Budda Buddha cheroot chillums chips colas ditchweed fire up funk funny stuff ganja get on ghanja giggle weed good stuff grefa grifa gunga gungeon gunja gunney gunney sack hit hookah hubbly bubbly Indian hemp Indiana ditchweed Indiana hay Johnson grass kif lamb's bread light up limbo loco Lucas lumber moocah muggles munchies paca lolo peace weed Phillies Blunt picked up pin pinhead poke potlikker pot liquor P.R. shlook shotgun skin snop spring steamboat sticks super grass super weed taking on a number tea head tighten someone's wig Tijuana TJ toak toke pipes toke up vipe viper Wacky terbacky Zombie weed Acapulco gold Acapulco red Ace African black African bush African woodbine Airhead Airplane Alice B. Toklas Amp joint Angola Ashes Atom bomb Atshitshi Aunt Mary B B-40 Baby Baby bhang Bad seed Bale Bambalacha Bar Bash Basuco Belyando spruce Bhang Bite one's lips Black Black bart Black ganga Black gold Black gungi Black gunion Black mo/black moat Bla k mote Blanket Blast Blast a joint Blast a roach Blast a stick Block Blonde Blow Blow a stick Blow one's roof Blowing smoke Blue de hue Blue sage Blue sky blond Blunt Bo-bo Bobo bush Bogart a joint Bohd Bomb Bomber Bone Bong Boo Boom Boot the gong Brick Broccoli Brown Bud Buda Bullyon Burn one Burnie Bush Butter Butter flower Cam trip Cambodian red/Cam red Can Canadian black Canamo Canappa Cancelled stick Cannabis tea
Carmabis Cartucho Catnip Cavite all star Charas Charge Chase Cheeba Cheeo Chiba chiba Chicago black Chicago green Chira Christmas tree Chronic Churus Citrol Climb Cochornis Cocktail Cocoa puff Coli Coliflor tostao Colorado cocktail Columbian Columbus black Cosa Crack back Crazy weed Cripple Crying weed Cubes Culican Dagga Dawamesk Dew Diambista Dimba Ding Dinkie dow Dirt grass Ditch Ditch weed Djamba Do a joint Domestic Don jem Dona Juana Dona Juanita Doobie/dubbe/duby Dope Dope smoke Doradilla Draf weed Drag weed Dry high Durog Duros Dust Dusting Earth El diablito El diablo Endo Esra Fallbrook edhair Fatty Feed bag Fiend Fine stuff Finger Fir Fire it up Flower Flower tops Fly Mexican airlines Fraho/frajo Frios Fry daddy Fu Fuel Fuma D'Angola Gage/gauge Gange Gangster Ganja Gash Gasper Gasper stick Gauge butt Geek Get a gage up Get high Get the wind Ghana Giggle smoke Gimmie Go loco Gold Gold star Golden leaf Gong Good butt Good giggles Goof butt Grass Grass brownies Grata Green Green goddess Greeter Greta Griefo Griff Griffa Griffo Gungun Gyve Hanhich Happy cigarette Has Hawaiin Hay Hay butt Hemp Herb Herb and Al Herba Hit Hit the hay Hocus Homegrown Honey blunts Hooch Hooter Hot stick Indian boy Indian hay Indo Indonesian bud J Jane Jay smoke Jay Jim Jones Jive Jive stick Joint Jolly green Joy smoke Joy stick Ju-ju Juan Valdez Juanita Juice joint Kali Kaya Kentucky blue KGB (killer green bud) Kick stick Kiff Killer Killer weed (1980s) Killer weed (1960s) Kilter Kind Kumba L.L. Lace Lakbay diva Laughing grass Laughing weed Leaf Lid Light stuff Lima Little smoke Llesca Loaf Lobo Locoweed Log Love boat Love weed Lovelies Lubage M M.J. M.O. M.U. Machinery
Macon Magic smoke Manhattan silver Mari Mary Mary and Johnny Mary Ann Mary Jane Mary Jonas Mary Warner Mary Weaver Matchbox Maui wauie Meg Megg Meggie Messorole Mexican brown Mexican red Mighty mezz Modams Mohasky Monte Mooca/moocah Mooster Moota/mutah Mooters Mootie Mootos Mor a grifa Mota/moto Mother Mow the grass Muggie Mutha Nail Number O.J. P.R. (Panama Red) Pack Pack of rocks Pakalolo Pakistani black Panama cut Panama gold Panama red Panatella Paper blunts Parsley Pat Pin Pipe Pocket rocket Pod Poke Pot Potten bush Prescription Pretendica Pretendo Primo Puff the dragon Queen Ann's lace Ragweed Railroad weed Rainy day woman Rangood Rasta weed Red cross Red dirt Reefer Righteous bush Roach Roach clip Rockets Root Rope Rose marie Salt and pepper Santa Marta Sasfras Scissors Seeds Sen Sess Sezz Shake Siddi Sinse Sinsemilla Skunk Smoke Smoke Canada Snop Spark it up Speed boat Spliff Splim Square mackerel Squirrel Stack Stems Stick Stink weed Straw Sugar weed Supergrass Sweet Lucy T Taima Takkouri Tea Tea party Tex-mex Texas pot Texas tea Thai sticks Thirteen Thumb Tin Toke Toke up Torch Torch up Torpedo Turbo Twist Twistum Up against the stem Viper's weed Wac Wacky weed Weed Weed tea Wheat White-haired lady Wollie Woolah Woolas Woolies Wooly blunts X Yeh Yellow submarine Yen pop Yerba Yerba mala Yesca Yesco Zacatecas purple Zambi Zig Zag man Zol Zooie Zoom parker burrito Marley 4:20 four twenty fry wack wet-wet amp water-water wetdaddy drank illy wet ill crazy eddie purple rain clickem milk primos fry sweet candy blunt snowcaps (special thanks to http://parentingteens.about.com for the entire list. LOL!!)

Copyright © 2019 · How To Roll The Best Joint In The World dot Com gives a shoutout to The Died!