Welcome to the website that will teach
you how to roll the perfect joint.
Why did you make this website kind sir, one might ask himself? Well let me explein that to you. I have been smoking weed, marijuana, ganja, the green stuff, colombian, thai and african weed since I was 16. I have rolled hundreds if not thousands of joints. But now that I am a bit older and a bit wiser I am starting to see that smoking weed every day does not benefit me anymore. So I am quiting, but do I want my craftsmanship go to waste? No I don’t! I want to share my experience with you, the stoner on the other side.
So is this site about getting you of the grass? No it most certainly is not. If you want to smoke pot, you should smoke it. It is far less dangerous than any other drugs. I have never seen anyone get agressive and beat up someone over nothing just because they had smoked a joint. In Holland we have a saying: Een tevreden wiet roker is geen onruststoker. Meaning: a satisfied weed smoke will not make any trouble.
So is this site about promoting the use of marijuana? Not it is not either. I think it is no problem to smoke a joint every now and then. But once you start smoking every day or when you check your pockets for weed before leaving the house I say you are in too deep. Quit it for a while. Sober is the new dope. 🙂
So why this site then old fool? I made this site because of all the dumbass foreigners that I have witnessed over the last two decades invading our Dutch coffeeshops. They proved me again and again the they could not roll a joint. They folded papers instead of rolling. They put in way too much weed so they passed out. Really big guys too, so not just old people. They put the weed all the way till the end so they burnt their mouth.
A joint is something that is rolled nicely, looks good, needs to smoke good and has a nice taste with a good buzz. If one of these is missing because you folded a joint together you are missing out on a great experience. So here are a few pointers:
- A joint consists of weed and tobacco
- Mixture is 1/3 weed and 2/3 tobacco
- You do not put weed in a cigar!!!
- You do not make a weed only cigarette and smoke it till the end!!
What will I teach you? How to roll the perfect inside out rolled joint, that smokes perfectly, will not burn your mouth, will give you smooth pleasure and not kill your night in 10 minutes. So let me instruct you on how to do so over the next few pages. Let’s roll, on to…
Get your shit together and be prepared!
Step 1: The Contents of the Perfect Joint